Lies Full of Muffins

So I always try and find recipes with key words such as "Easiest" and "Ever".  Never have they fulfilled my expectations or expectations of those eating it.  I found a recipe for blueberry muffins with those key words and this is what you can expect.  Absolutely NOTHING like the picture that coincided with the recipe.  Yes, those are muffins in a muffin tin, not cookies.  As bad as it looks is as bad as it tastes.  I try and stay positive and believe in myself that cooking will come to me, but I'm on the brink of hopelessness.  HELP ME food Gods!